Sunday, September 19, 2010

Did you know?

Did you know that it takes exactly 3 minutes to drive from my house to the church? I know because I timed it on one of my 6 trips there today. Sad and pathetic that I DROVE there so many times today? Yes.

Did you know that the average person uses 57 sheets of toilet paper per day? That sounds excessive to me....

Did you know that roughly 40% of people answer their phone when it rings? (Based on my very scientific study where I had to call a bunch of people and left a lotta messages......VERY scientific.) I think it's because people give their phone numbers to people just for the free stuff. i.e. Josh at the Living Scriptures presentation.

Did you know that even though Josh and I searched diligently at the Utah State Fair for "best mullet" neither of us even came up with a candidate? What is wrong with people in this state? The authorities provided the environment (including deep-fried-chocolate-covered-bacon) and we simply failed to rise to the challenge.

Did you know that I am 25 and for the first time in my life went to the movies all alone yesterday? It was just one part of my impromptu mental health day. And there I sat in a nearly empty theater bawling my eyes out over a Jenifer Aniston movie guzzling the biggest Dr. Pepper I've ever had in my life.

Did you know that I bought a teeny tiny potty for my baby this week? He pees in it daily. For real. Here's a half-hearted attempt at Elimination Communication.

Did you know that there are a million people out there more busy and less whiny than me? Yeah, I already knew you did, but I need to remind myself sometimes.

Did you know that we've lived in our current house longer (by far) than any other place? For me it's the longest I've lived anywhere since my parent's house. I'm started to get stir crazy, but here we'll be for a while.


  1. Deep-fried-chocolate-covered-bacon sounds disgusting...

  2. Yay for elimination communication!

  3. Ooh, mental health day! I like it. And I am shocked and disappointed that there were no mullets at the fair. What is the world coming to? ;)


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