John Eats

Now that John's all old and junk, we thought we'd try to feed him. 

And he tried to hug it, like this.

And then he showed us how much he liked it. THISSSSS much!

OK that's not true. He sortof gagged on it. 

Then barfed. 

Then somebody overreacted and it startled him. And that's why he looks like he's trying to take off. 

This is a much more accurate representation.