Dear Bloggers,
Thanks for offering my mom 10 million hideous names and 6 nice ones. The 10 million made her more sure she hoped I was a boy, and the 6 made her know she wouldn't groan outloud if I was a girl.
Love,
Baby Egbert
PS Does anybody actually KNOW somebody named Drucella?
Dear Baby Egbert,
ReplyDeleteI see your parents are still calling you "Baby." When do you get a name?
So...Drucella wasn't one of the 6?
ReplyDeleteRude. That was my best stuff.
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl called drewcilla in highscool!
ReplyDeleteOne of the charge nurses I've worked with was named Druscilla!!! (No joke!!)
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