Today I mashed up an avocado and called it guacamole.
Today I ran a flat iron through my hair and pretended the wind was the reason it looked like that.
Today I picked up my produce and told Josh I did the grocery shopping. Our empty milk shelf begs to differ.
Today while Tommy jumped on the love sac I told him it was the same as a trampoline.
Today I set John down for a nap hoping for an hour or two of uninterrupted working time and he woke up within 25 minutes.
Today I plugged in to my iPod and felt like I'd read a book.
Today I asked Tommy if he pooped. "Yeah!!!" he shouted while he ran in the other direction. That's like being potty trained, right?
Today I started 3 loads of laundry and folded & put away 0.
Meh, close enough.
At least you start something. I can't even seem to get enough motivation to do that :)
ReplyDeleteAgreed, close enough. Good job today, you get a cookie.
ReplyDeleteIt's a whole lot closer than I got to doing any of those things, so I would count every single one of them!
ReplyDeleteSounds pretty good to me.
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