Sunday, April 24, 2011

Why I Don't Need to Get Drunk

Because I'm pregnant. 

And pregnant ladies can't walk normal. 

And pregnant ladies laugh-cry hysterically.

And pregnant ladies can't see straight (what with all the crying...).

And pregnant ladies puke in the bushes.

So really it's no different.

Do you think I could get arrested for Driving Under the Fetus?

1 comment:

  1. And this is why I'm glad you blog. Because you make me laugh. :o)

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