Our appointment with Dr. Man was on Wednesday. They gave me a piece of paper with instructions for the ultrasound appointment to take home.
That paper has been sitting on my desk right in front of me since then.
Staring at me.
Taunting me with it's unreasonable demands.
"Start drinking 32 ounces of water...do not empty your bladder until after your ultrasound"
Just reading it makes me cringe.
And then pee.
So mentally speaking, my bladder is constantly full of 32 ounces of water. Constantly.
I never obey those instructions. My bladder certainly wouldn't even if I tried.
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