Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The best way

I call insurance companies for a living.

I listen to all kinds of hold music.

All day* long.

And I've learned that the best way to make the hold music stop, is to insert as many chips as possible into your mouth at once.

You're welcome.

*This is a big fat lie. I don't even come close to working all day long, much less spending it all on hold. So I suppose I should technically say "all hour long" but that just doesn't evoke as much pity, does it?

3 comments:

  1. Hahaha. I'll remember that next time. Thanks!

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  2. Okay. THIS made me laugh. Nice.

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  3. I have to call them for my jobs quite a bit as well. So far, my favorite hold music is Aetna.

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