Friday, September 30, 2011

September 2011 FB Status

"I'm pretty much at my target weight...but the thing is I haven't quite reached my target height."
Oh Manny, I love you. And your Modern Family.

The day after camping is all about loving the air conditioning, washing machines, dishwashers and couches. (or...my excuse for not leaving my house all day.)

Did you know that a 2x4 is not actually 2" x 4"? Stupid.

I wanna start walking (slowly....maybe more waddling) in the early morning before Josh leaves for the day and Tommy wakes up. Anyone wanna join a pregnant lady for an early morning stroll a few times a week?
Josh and Tommy are wrestling on the love sac. I can't tell which of them is laughing so hard they're snorting, but either way it's adorable.

I love our ward - thanks everyone for the Progressive Dinner!

The microwave broke this morning, (won't stay shut) so it's currently taped closed until Josh can see if it's fixable when he gets home tonight. I told him it wasn't a big deal, because I could EASILY live without a microwave for a day.
It's 10:30 and I'm already not so sure that was true....

Oh Parenthood how I've missed you! Way to kick off the good fall tv season.

It was AWESOME to see so many of you at the temple tonight!!! Thanks for coming.

What school district is Sid the Science Kid in? Only 4 kids in a class? I'd live there.

Torn. Windows open at night makes me (and the power bill) happy. However, Tommy's room gets ZERO circulation and I'm scared he's going to boil to death if we turn off the AC and do windows instead (opening his bedroom windows would be bad - too much noise).
That's why I made Josh open Tommy's bedroom door on our way to bed tonight - and now why Josh is sleeping on Tommy's bed with him instead of in our bed sleeping with me. *sigh*
I lose.

Cancelling the newspaper was harder than changing my name on my drivers license.

Anybody in the neighborhood going to be around in about 2 hours that can help my little brother lift one heavy item into his car? - He thinks I won't be helpful.

Dear Signing Time,
Tommy is in love with The Zoo Train. It's awesome the first 10 times every day, then he weeps when I turn it off, throws himself on the floor because his mother is unbearably intolerably mean. What's the sign for "stop crying now or I swear I'll crack this DVD in half"?
Love,
Me

Knowing that my house must be clean tomorrow has made me disgustingly unclean today. I'm not making beds, doing laundry or dishes or even picking up Tommy's socks.
Please don't visit.






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