Tuesday, January 31, 2012

January 2012 FB Status

Best part of 9am church is napping at 1. g'night.
Turns out muddy buddies are not the same (nutritionally) as air popped popcorn. Dang.
Tommy and I had a standoff over his nap today and he won.
We are now in the car on the way to "shopping" and since he looked a little drowsy I asked him "do you wanna go shopping Tommy?"
"No! I sleeping."
and.....now he is.
Tommy is currently in his room (not napping but also) COUNTing "One! ha ha ha! TWO ha ha ha! THREE ha ha ha!"
Man I love that kid.
It's 10am, both my boys are asleep (again - not still) and I'm eating chips and salsa in my pajamas.
Yeah...it's been that great of a morning....
All reaction
Josh: "Think of the tax benefits!"
Amy: "There is not tax benefit....other than being broke."
Josh: "That's a HUGE tax benefit!"
If you worked for an insurance company and someone called you today, but you could hear one baby screaming and sesame street going in the background, would you be offended and/or disappointed?

my 2 year old just threw spaghettios and applesauce off his tray in our (carpeted - stupid carpet!) dining room. Appropriate punishments?
Ready....GO!

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Just got beat up by my 2 year old....to think less than 24 hours ago I was convinced I was wondermom. Now I'm convinced I've turned a perfectly good person into the world's most terrible monster. (What a rotten little boy...)

Do you think Neville is flattered or offended that everyone is surprised he's so hot?

Do no bake cookies take forever to set up? Or did I just do a bad job making them? I'm tired of scraping the good stuff off the wax paper....
What do/did you do when the 2 year old stops sleeping through the night? My zombie-ism has reached new levels.

Josh's back hurts really REALLY bad (like can't move or breath) so I webMD'd it.
It says he could have cancer....or a tick bite. Whatev..

Remember a few months ago when I wanted a Costco cake but whined that I couldn't eat a whole one by myself and you all generously offered to help me? I'm cashing in on that. I hope you weren't lying.....
I bought an enormous cake today, and I think you should come and have a piece. Stay and hang out while you eat, or get a piece to go. 🙂 Bring your kids, or don't, just come and help me eat cake! (yes, I'm totally serious. and yes. I'm talking to you.)

Come eat cake at my house (for no good reason) we're having a party.

favorite way to eat quinoa? ready.....go!

You know how cool people have giant pillows to sit on the floor? Where do those cool people get those cool pillows and how crazy-expensive are they? And what are they actually called?

What is it about a baby's laugh that makes you feel obligated to keep doing the ridiculous thing you're doing until it stops making him laugh?

OK so the meeting tonight is at city hall - but which building is that? Is the one on Center and 89?

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