Dear Josh,

Dear Josh,

Today is your birthday and you're older than you've ever been and now you're getting older.

1984 was a long time ago, did you know?

Cue the list

In 1984

• Movie tickets only cost $2.50.
• The first - FIRST - Apple computer was for sale.
• Tina Turner, Wham & Jeopardy were cool.
• Scott Hamilton was skating - not narrating.
• The first CD Players were for sale.
• First infomercial. The world thanks you for bringing infomercials with you to this earth.
• Stonewash jeans.
• You were born.

There now do you feel sufficiently old? Good because you are.

But I still love you. Even after all these years. 

Good job being born - now let's go celebrate eh?

Love,

me