Indecent Exposure

Sometimes we're fun.

And spontaneous.

And cheap.

So our hot Friday night dates are free concerts in the park and we take our kid and a bag of cherries and pretend it's "going out". (What? We were out.)

Within 2 seconds of sitting down, Josh (the dad) dug through my purse for the snacks and popped a whole cherry into Tommy's mouth. Pit and juice and all. I'll give you 2 guesses who does all the laundry and feeding around here....

Because I'd rather not spend eternity scrubbing cherry stains out of Tommy's shirt, we took it off. In public. Josh was mortified and threatened to tell the police on me.

I told him to take a chill-pill and that when your nakeds are this cute it isn't illegal.

But once the cherries were gone I agreed to put the stained shirt back on the boy. Maybe I won't bother to scrub the stain out - apparently he can rock that look.