The rule used to be "no jumping on the couch, only on the love sac"
last week it was "no jumping on the couch with your shoes on"
but today I just said "wipe your feet before you jump on the couch"
I'm getting soft and he's only 2.
Oh he's crawling. 
How long do I have before he's joining his brother in the couch jumping expeditions? I have a lot to do before then....
If you have a second to pray for Josh to remember all the stuff he's learned, he could use all the help he can get on the NCLEX today. 
Josh: Can you go get us campsite 14 for next weekend?
Amy: (30 seconds later) done and DONE!
And just like that we've planned our first camping trip for this year. 
Which of you is a pampered chef dealer?
Miraculously josh passed his big fatty test!!! Best! News! EVER!!! (a few more '!' or do you get the excitement level over here? Just in case: !!!!!!!!!)
Tommy just knocked over a giant stack of Josh's work stuff.
Josh: "ooooooh man! Thomas!!!!!!" (about to lose it if we're being honest)
Tommy: "dun dun DUUUUUNNNNNN"
Josh: OK, you win.
How did I get such a cool kid?
Tommy: One more dis one!
Mommy: Another pop tart? (we're out of milk and eggs....not a great breakfast morning at our house)
Tommy: Oh yes mommy. I LOVE dees ones.
Mommy: More than anything?
Tommy: Yes. More than EVERYthing!!! A more a more a pop tarts! Yes! Yes! I LOVE them!
Items I've pulled out of John's mouth today include (but are not limited to) a gum wrapper, a string, a grape, and his fists. Also we learned that he IS interested in the stairs and crawls faster than Josh and I pay attention. (ouch.)
So the gate is going up (I hate the gate) and I think I might have to carry him for the next 6-12 months of his life. *sigh* my arms hurt already.
I really love the song in the Blu Ray commercial at the beginning of Cars 2. Which somehow makes it better that we watch that movie 20,000 per week.
